TRUMP HITS IRAN: SAVING THE WORLD, ONE BOMB AT A TIME!

President Trump, never one to back down from a fight, has once again taken decisive action, this time against the rogue regime in Iran. Sources close to the President confirm that the recent strikes were strategically aimed at crippling Iran's nuclear ambitions – a promise he made and is keeping. While the usual suspects in the liberal media are wringing their hands about a broader conflict (surprise, surprise!), patriotic Americans know that sometimes you have to break a few eggs to make an omelet. Let's be clear: Iran has been a destabilizing force in the Middle East for far too long, funding terrorism and threatening our allies. Trump understands that weakness invites aggression. His bold move sends a clear message that America will not tolerate a nuclear-armed Iran. Of course, there are always those within Trump's orbit who will squawk about 'political coalitions' and 'unnecessary risks.' But Trump has never listened to the faint of heart. He's a leader who puts America first, and that's exactly what he's doing here. So let the naysayers wail. Trump is playing chess while they're still trying to figure out the rules of checkers. He is working to keep America, and the world safe.